The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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