Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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