The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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