just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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