I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Houston, we have a blender
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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