If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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