I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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