singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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