I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
