R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Shame - the story of my life.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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