Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i walk over a car last night?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Randomize