Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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