I will die if light touches me.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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