Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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