what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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