The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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