So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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