Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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