Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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