Sry I called you an 8
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize