Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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