hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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