Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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