I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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