It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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