38 yer olds are good kisserssss
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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