i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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