I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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