Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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