I never want to see another naked old woman again.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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