I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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