does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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