he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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