This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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