Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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