i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
handjob tips. give me some.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
This baby is an asshole
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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