I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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