I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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