I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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