just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
sex in a hospital.. check
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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