Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Bring me that man meat
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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