Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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