nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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