Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize