I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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