You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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