You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
