Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
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I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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