I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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