i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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