When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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