Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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