fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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