My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
