I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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