My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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