who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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