How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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