fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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