airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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